IT'S THE FREAKIN WEEKEND BABY WE ABOUT TO HAVE US SOME FUN
Pisces: Pregnant- “Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant (knock you up) pregnant (knock you up).” USE A CONDOM.
Virgo: Contagious- “You’re contagious touch me baby (touch me) give me what you got. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah sexy lady…I just can’t believe this shit.” YOU MAY START AN EPIDEMIC.
Libra: It’s Your Birthday- “Surprise. Girl I bet you thought I had went and forgot.” I DIDN’T, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Scorpio: Sex in the Kitchen- “Girl you’re in the kitchen, cooking me a meal, something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel…Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes…Sex in the kitchen over by the stove, put you on the counter by the buttered rolls.” HANG OUT IN KITCHENS A LOT.
Capricorn: Trapped in the Closet, Parts 1-22- “Shh, shh, quiet, hurry up and get in the closet. She said, don’t you make a sound or some shit is going down….I point my gun and says I’m not the one you after. He says son I bet you didn’t know my man, did she tell you that I was a pastor? I said well good that’s betta right, why can’t we handle this Christian- like? And I started to put the gun down, til I saw his face still had a frown…blah blah blah chapters 3-22.” THAT SUCKS.
Cancer: Don’t Let Me Die– TOO MUCH?
Taurus: Piano Lessons- “Piano keys, the melodies that you select it’s teasing me.” NEW HOBBY YEAH GIRL.
Gemini: I Like the Crotch on You- “Girl you look so fine, I wanna get with you. So tell me who’s your man, we will have a talk with him.” THAT CROTCH OF YOURS, GETTIN YOU ALL DEM BOYZ.
Aries: Don’t You Say No- “Don’t you say no tonight (If we’re not gonna bump and grind), Don’t you say no tonight (I’m gon’ get some sleep).” DON’T YOU SAY NO TONIGHT. DON’T YOU SAY NO.
Leo: Not Feelin’ the Love- “Lately you’ve been acting strange towards me baby, and your heart seems to grown straight cold. You used to laugh at everything I said baby. Now you play me like my jokes are old.” YIKES!
Sagittarius: Hair Braider- “Hair braider huh I’m doin my hair braider, and she do my hair so good that I’m gonna tip her. The way she strip for me I gotta tip her.” NEW HAIRSTYLE OR ARE YOU BECOMING A STRIPPER THIS MONTH? EITHER WAY, PRETTY COOL!
Aquarius: Dancing With a Rich Man- “Private cotillion style, one lady’s fantasy. Trip to Milan tonight, exclusive shopping spree. Mansions await, your scent that smells just like treasure. Dining with me in suites that overlook the shore.” GET THAT MONAAAY. ALSO, YOU SMELL GOOD.
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